Saturday, March 18, 2006

The Religious War Hath Begun!!!

Choose they side wisely and heed the proclamation of Scribeism's newest Saints:


"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun!" the "South Park" creators said in a statement Friday in Daily Variety. "Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies... You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail!"

Prepare thyselves for the Coming Shit-storm.

8 Comments:

Blogger DaBich said...

What paraphernalia does one wear for a shit storm???

3:02 PM  
Blogger Zeppelinlady said...

HOLY SH*T!!! Another holy war. Take cover.

7:43 PM  
Blogger DaBich said...

::Ducking::

3:46 AM  
Blogger Minister Scribe said...

One wears hip boots and a catcher's mask, sister dabich, for yon shit shall fly!!!

10:16 AM  
Blogger DaBich said...

I have hip boots, gotta get me a catcher's mask! Would a goalie mask suffice?

5:42 AM  
Blogger Minister Scribe said...

This is war!!! Bringeth whatever thou canst find and protecteth thy minister!!!

3:01 PM  
Blogger DaBich said...

I wanna use EFB as your body shield!!

4:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got the whip-cream and popcorn!


From, tails kitsune!

6:58 PM  

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