IN HUMOR CAN BE FOUND WISDOM

The following anecdote was forwarded via email from the blond demon to your Spiritual leader:



11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices, with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.


Naturally, the feminoid inclincation will lean toward interpreting this as an indictment of male stupidity and gullibility, which it most certainly can be. But Minister Scribe prefers to see it as both that and an indictment of the sneaky and underhanded nature of those with the meat that clings as opposed to the meat that swings.

Whatever interpretation you accept or reject, know thee that it made thy minister piss his new silk reverend-robes from excessive laughter.

All hail!