WISDOM AND INSIGHT COMES FROM MANY UNEXPECTED AND STENCH-RIDDEN PLACES
(From the Book of Scribe, 3rd chapter)
And the Scribe did feel the need to relieveth his mighty bladder while sitting in an Irish pub filled with drunken, singing idiots.
And so he went forth to the bathroom where he did indeed make water and feel ten pounds lighter.
As he flushed the holy receptacle, he did glance over and notice a message on the wall of his private chambers (stall).
And yay, he did read the message as he always does when in a bathroom.
And the message did impart the following nugget of wisdom unto the recently peed out Scribe:
And the Scribe did feel the need to relieveth his mighty bladder while sitting in an Irish pub filled with drunken, singing idiots.
And so he went forth to the bathroom where he did indeed make water and feel ten pounds lighter.
As he flushed the holy receptacle, he did glance over and notice a message on the wall of his private chambers (stall).
And yay, he did read the message as he always does when in a bathroom.
And the message did impart the following nugget of wisdom unto the recently peed out Scribe:
Be careful. This world will swallow you whole before you realize you are edible.
Truer words were never written amongst human waste~
posted by Minister Scribe at 4:36 PM
2 Comments:
dude, you totally changed my life!
then 'twas fortunate that our paths crossed, my child-perhaps next time you will share your name with us (and some loose change).
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