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Hark brothers & sisters! Hark, I say!!!
Once again does the Church of Scribe come before thee in the humblest of requests. This new and budding church needs members up the ass! Tax exempt staus dothn't grow like fruit, y'know!!!
Once before didst we put forth news of our periodic emailing and again shall we do it.
Let those with a sincere lack of faith or conviction, without fear or with, profess their love of Scriebism by signing up for our newsletter...
churchofscribe@yahoo.com
Or make thy intentions clear in the not-so-Holy comments section.
Don't meketh me asketh this shit again!
Hail Eris.
Once again does the Church of Scribe come before thee in the humblest of requests. This new and budding church needs members up the ass! Tax exempt staus dothn't grow like fruit, y'know!!!
Once before didst we put forth news of our periodic emailing and again shall we do it.
Let those with a sincere lack of faith or conviction, without fear or with, profess their love of Scriebism by signing up for our newsletter...
churchofscribe@yahoo.com
Or make thy intentions clear in the not-so-Holy comments section.
Don't meketh me asketh this shit again!
Hail Eris.
posted by Minister Scribe at 3:55 PM
14 Comments:
grow up
You need like a free gift... Or some type of 2 for one offer... Or just write SALE in big letters on the top of all your official writings. or SAVE SAVE SAVE (your 'soul'). And what ever you do, don't grow up... Maybe coupons. Your flashing logo is bright enough. Emo is big with the kids right now, and as much as they make me want to vomit in my shoes and poor it on my head, maybe a pink streak in your hair would be good for publicity!
you grow up bitch
My child, anon #1, go fucketh thyself.
Discord be with you~
Ahhh anon. Like a child that just learnt a new word, but doesn't really know what it means:) This is the fresh brease that your immaturity brings... Like a spring morning. And if all else doth go astray, I must request that thou doth go suck a shit, thou screeching mutant faced fuck knuckle.
I love swearing... Oh to be young again.
Anon, is this the same Anon that eats dog doo? Have you stunted your growth then? On your knees, and pray to Eris for assistance!
danich,
I do believe anon #1 is a different person.
Ok, I'll hush then lol
Nay, sister dabich! All have the right to speaketh here so long as they recognize mine inherent superiority in all matters spiritual, factual and sexual.
hail me!!!
OK...hush then, Anon, both of you, don't disrupt the Minister's Chambers with thy filth. Be seen or shut thy traps!
HAIL Minister!
hail yeah!!! LOL
Coupons, eh?
Your are Nice. And so is your site! Maybe you need some more pictures. Will return in the near future.
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