And now a random fact about Chuck Norris...
Chuck Norris' spittle can be used as a substitute for holy water.
posted by Minister Scribe at 4:47 PM
Monday, April 10, 2006
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17 Comments:
Now THAT is totally wrong. Yuck.
Dude I knew there was a reason I stroked it to chuck morris!!!!
Was that Chuck or Morris the cat you stroked, dude?
Hmmm, methinks the two anons are not the same.
Methinks thou art correct.
As a man of the silk, I am compelled to spread compassion for them both-Besides, their anonymous status provides me with many holy alibis.
Wait, Holy Lugies??? EEEWWW!! I thought that was over with the last Alice Cooper concert. I'll stay unholy, thanks.
::perk:: alibis?
constant,
How dare thee blaspheme in the casa de chuck???
zep,
there are many fluids that can be used to help thee attain holy status-steppeth this way, please.
lol I see he ignored my ::perk::
aye, sister dabich. alibis are a necessity for new religions
Leave it to minister Pervis. Thou hast all the answers. I'll not need you to shower me with "warmth" *yuk* And as for thy other fluid I say to you, "No glove, No LOVE." All Hail-AMEN
...still luvs ya though, minister. LOL
alibis are necessary for new religions and shenanigans ;)
errr...they're the same thing, tho , right?
Hmmm, so if mine holy eyes are reading correctly, dabich agrees that lying is what makes religions succesful AND sister zep likes to be slapped during sex with a glove. Hail and hail again!!!
Can I have the gloves too?
Wow, I didn't even have to beg.
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