Rinse. Lather. Repeat.
What do those 3 words have to do with anything? Well, if you want clean hair, they are the best way to attain it. They are also sumbolic of the lack of completeness of the universe. Much like a washing machine set on eternal agitate, nothing is every truly accomplished in this world, this galaxy, this universe.
So why try?
Simple: What else is there to so?
Sex? Movies? TV? Books? Car trips? Midget tossing? OK, that last one is a fucking blast, but still...
After a few years of tossing midgets like human bowling balls, one must again begin a spirtual quest. For nothing puckers the rectum like the feeling that one's life holds no more meaning than it doth for a dust particle or retail manager.
As the noble Buddha once said, "Shit happens in a circle, dog."
And who are we to argue with the wisdom of the Enlightened One?
Who are we???
We are the Church of Scribe, muthafuka!!! Who is you???
Nobody can stoppeth us, gods-dammit! We are the Alpha, Omega, the fucking no shit-taka!!!
All hail!!!
Buddha, like Jesus and that pederast Mohammed are good springboards, but ultimately the answers lie within the questions that have no answers because questioning reveals all things to be no things when they are answered with more questions that create...
A... circle.
Goddammit!!!
Foiled again by Buddha!!!
Ah, whatever.
all hail chaos discord all that shit...
later...
So why try?
Simple: What else is there to so?
Sex? Movies? TV? Books? Car trips? Midget tossing? OK, that last one is a fucking blast, but still...
After a few years of tossing midgets like human bowling balls, one must again begin a spirtual quest. For nothing puckers the rectum like the feeling that one's life holds no more meaning than it doth for a dust particle or retail manager.
As the noble Buddha once said, "Shit happens in a circle, dog."
And who are we to argue with the wisdom of the Enlightened One?
Who are we???
We are the Church of Scribe, muthafuka!!! Who is you???
Nobody can stoppeth us, gods-dammit! We are the Alpha, Omega, the fucking no shit-taka!!!
All hail!!!
Buddha, like Jesus and that pederast Mohammed are good springboards, but ultimately the answers lie within the questions that have no answers because questioning reveals all things to be no things when they are answered with more questions that create...
A... circle.
Goddammit!!!
Foiled again by Buddha!!!
Ah, whatever.
all hail chaos discord all that shit...
later...
posted by Minister Scribe at 7:30 AM
16 Comments:
You had me at sex
-- um hello.
Yet you still seeketh spiritual guidance. ALL HAIL!
anonymous,
Did I now?
dabich,
Nay, child, 'tis not guidance I do seek-'tis ideas I can rip off for my own use. 'Tis difficult when all the good holy shit was already imparted centuries agone.
Stop that. It's silly.
*clip* Our Dear Minister so eloquently stated" Nay, child, 'tis not guidance I do seek-'tis ideas I can rip off for my own use. " *end clip*
Minister Scribe?
"The Simpsons Did It"
Preach on babe ;)
Nay Simon! This boat shalt not stop until all the soles are saved and all the money is ours!!!!
K,
If the Simpsons did, then indeed I have embarked upon a noble path.
I made it here & now I see my life is meaningless. Rinse. Lather. Repeat...Rinse. Lather. Repeat...
All Hail!...Chaos & Discord...*running in circles pulling my hair out screaming*
My dearest Minister Scribe you've always been on a noble path in my eyes you just need to keep better personal company.
;)
Sister zep,
thy life is not in vain so long as thou can see the endless cycle of repetition.
NAy sister K,
'Tis better PERSONNEL company thy minister needs, as in, people working for me to recruit members and get more money for mine holy expense account! That praise-worthy amusement park shan't build itself, you know!!!
Is the roller coaster going to be the highest and fastest????
Dude killer!!!
No roller coasters, sister biatch. Something much more creative.
Of what shall this amusement park consist of pray tell?
Why have a mere Earthly roller coaster when thou canst maketh a deal with a certain group of aliens for actual saucer rides?
Take me to your leader :P
Sex and Drugs and the Holy Sacrement.
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