A BLESSED CHANGE OF PACE AND SHIT.

Ahoy, my children!!! Thy minister hath been feeling very much under-appreciated this past week, prompting the Church to name the third week of May "One Fucked Up Week" Week on the most holy Scribeist calendar!

Thou shalt keepeth this week and remember it by refusing to go to work or feed thy children and/or infirmed elderly parents! All hail Discordia!!! All hail other stuff!!! Just... hail in general!!!
Now let us be about our father's business this middle-point of One Fucked Up Week Week. Who is this father, thou doth ask?

Perhaps if thou had been paying attention instead of playing with thyselves, thou wouldst know the answer!!!

(Incidentally, thanketh thee to all the members of mine congregation who were kind enough to sendeth me pics of them playing with themselves)

Anyway, those who do pay attention should be well-acquainted with the Scribeist Trinity, but for those who are not, here is a brief re-cap: http://churchofscribe.blogspot.com/2006/02/tale-of-two-scribeys-1st-sermon.html

Now let us take the quasi-traditional Scribest prayer position that I just made up but that has been the way we pray for centuries discounting the previous ones and bringing us to right about January of this year:

Link they fingers tightly together, sit thee down, place thy chin close to thy knees, hold thy breath and place they laced fingers behind thy lower back.

Good, good. If 'tis easier to be nude, by all means...female memebers only....under 50, please.

PLEASE!!!

Now do join thy minister in prayer to the Great Saver of all mankind...

Jor-El, He Who Sent His Only Begotten Son to Save us from eeee-vill and Intimidate us by looking so good in tights.






Repeat after me, my children:

"O Mighty Jor-el, Seer of Great Disaster, Father of the Great Red S,
Rain down upon us thy gentle, wise guidance in trying times.
May thy method actor's mumbling become clear in our heads
When thy son doth don his cape again in June and kick some ass!!!"

Can't wait can't wait can't wait!!!!